A friend of mine was joined by his newly wed wife from her home town recently. Thinking, being a housewife what would she do alone in a new city throughout the whole day, I advised my friend to put her in an English speaking school. My friend complied. After some days I enquired, how it was going. I was informed that he had discontinued her classes.

“Why ?”, I was surprised.

“Because, after attending a few classes, during one of our arguments she abused me in English. I can’t pay for her classes and bear the brunt of it too”, was the grave reply.